Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.
The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.
The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.
Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves.
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA
NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH
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"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
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Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
favorite mass effect relationships » Bakara & Mordin friendship
"Doctor, I’d like to hear the song."
"Again? Trying to calculate amino acid decay rates."
"You said you would once the tests were done."
”Oh, better to die to a thresher maw, with shotgun-blasting-roaring raw, than to play ambassadorial games, with the blood of Shiagur in her veins. Off to fight, since Turians can’t, with diplomats instead of a krantt. But she’ll be true to Tuchanka’s dream, and live and die a Krogan queen! For she is the Krogan queen! Hurrah, hurrah for the Krogan queen! And it is, it is, a glorious thing to be the Krogan queen! Still prefer patter songs.”
"Of course. I really had to twist your arm."
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raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole
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